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Swag Nog (remix) (featuring MC Lars)

from The Rap Hundreds, season 2 by rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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lyrics

chicken milk x 4

(swag nog) chicken milk
say who, say what? say chicken milk
mm mm, chicken milk
say who, say WHAT?

[Lars]
Seasons greetings, pleased to meet cha
See me eating a piece of pizza
Happy New Year, auld lang sine
wave, editing all the dang time
Heard it through the grapevine, not much longer
Santa's coming, playtime's over
Sugar come dance like sugar plum visions
Should have done, would have done, could have but didn't
Isn't it grand? Here we come a-wassailing
Jostling around like my name was Jocelyn
El-ders, still the best lesson
Winners don't use word to Billy F Sessions
Snowy than a mug like the pic on Jeff Sessions
Picaresque beats, let us kick our best essence
Mm, yes, Tiny Tim with the blessings
Toast to the ghost of Christmas Presents!

[jesse]
I don't celebrate holidays I celebrate
Always, fill up my pillowcase dollface
All day breakfast all night radio
Broadcast, hunter in the tall grass, paleo
Way to go, dasher, blitzen, Dancer
Mikal kHill when he kicked the cancer
Knock on wood, shoot for the stars
If you don't know Lars then you doggone should

chicken milk

(swag nog) chicken milk
say who, say what? say chicken milk
mm mm, chicken milk
say who, say WHAT?

(swag nog) chicken milk
say who, say what? say chicken milk
mm mm, chicken milk
say who, say WHAT?

[jesse]
hot chocolate with the melted chips
caramel drizzle and whip
one time my nog had shell bits from the
blender! i was like, three days later - return to sender
damn! bought my own super nintender
Paper route cash, hey big spender
Ninety Two til Infinitoo
Try to not be too cynical

[Lars]
Now we don our gay apparel
Wrap a gift and say a carol
Santa's list says nice and naughty
Don't just stand there, hide the bodies!
Psych - you're not a murderer, more of a
Nurturer, kind and polite! Silent Night
Away in a manger, trust me!
Must be Jesse, Danger Ously!

(swag nog) chicken milk
say who, say what? say chicken milk
mm mm, chicken milk
say who, say WHAT?

(swag nog) chicken milk
say who, say what? say chicken milk
mm mm, chicken milk
say who, say WHAT?

credits

from The Rap Hundreds, season 2, released May 10, 2019
beat by Klopfenpop
rhymes written by rap legend Jesse Dangerously
even the ones kicked by MC Lars
because collaboration is super fun and the idea you shouldn't write for your friends is rockist nonsense
we are the biz and kane of nerdcore (or maybe the biz and ase)

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

Genuine Independent Rap Legend (GIRL)

member of Backburner crew
half of Danger Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J

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