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It's called "Good For Ya," the producer wore a wig so i have no idea who it was, and this beautiful riff on the classic Canada Food Guide design of the 70s marks the last of Sage Mosurinjohn's embroidery hoops for this series, as she takes a break from commissions.

Thank you so much for everything, Sage and secret unknown producer!!

And thank you all for sharing this, sharing the soundcloud link, following me on spotify (open.spotify.com/artist/0vxGs9Wd44fjJHqOOHzgDK) to make sure the song reaches more people there, and supporting these free releases at patreon.com/rljd

I'd be wasting my life without you!!

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i value my friendship w bruno gerussi's granddaughter
killing it without really trying - manslaughter
is man's dominion over land & water absolute?
or is every other animal mad at you?

hi, I'm the first sign of trouble
the worst kind of bubble to burst, I'm not subtle
What's the scuttlebut? Brush up your rebuttals, buster
You'll never outfox Jemima Puddleduck, motherfucker, come on

I'm Ellory Queen meets Ernest Scribbler
I form my lips into a perfect cylinder
And whistle like Roger Whittaker. ahh, I'm only
Buggin. Centre channel, I'm Monie Love in
the middle, isolated like Jorun with Sony plugins!
No-one owes me nothin' - so pony up, then
Holy Fuck, I'm the borscht belt Brian Borschect
i wash, dry, press and iron horses, come on

I used to bump Born Jamericans "Boom Shak Attack"
and read the Upanishads as a youth
now I'm more experienced, I lose track of facts,
but I'm a huge fan of Shad, it's the truth

year after year i wear the same gear
if i don't get more fashion they won't let me stay queer
can't stand the heat, stay out the poly-cotton blend, I'm
Friends with Dolly Parton's friend they call the BEAST! (Don't fall asleep)

I like rap that's the same age now
as the jazz that it samples was when it came out,
Cousin. You can't feign doubt to hide ignorance
But I don't know if I'm on tour or itinerant??

I'm the jazz messengers, kurupt and daz dillinger
Alexander Graham Bell, cut the wax cylinder
I rock peninsular from Cape Breton to Ingonish
but I don't drink and fish, i sing the hits like I'm stinkin rich

credits

from The Rap Hundreds, season 1, released April 1, 2018
rhymes by Jesse D
beat and cuts by SOMEONE ELSE

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

Genuine Independent Rap Legend (GIRL)

member of Backburner crew
half of Danger Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J

partially culpable for the nerdcore problem
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