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from fml lol smdh by rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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lyrics

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
Like 99 Problems, yo you want some problems?
My problem's got a problem, that's a problem problem.

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
I gotta love my problems, all I got is problems
What's a problem to a problem? What's your fucking problem?

Probably problem number one is being fat
Not really that, but the people that'll treat you bad
Like, "are you eating that?" Yeah, it's fucking lunch time!
Don't treat my body like a motherfucking punchline!
My second problem is a bad temper I've had
since a kid, and an attitude I have to censor
and after that? Gender! you should go
buy the single for the song i wrote about it cause I'm so
Broke, with no education and a whole lot of pride - y'know what I'm saying?
No? That's 'cause of problem number six
Where you can't understand when I'm talking 'cause the lisp
And the disorders that punched giant holes
In my emotions as a kid went undiagnosed
I suppose that half my friends have been abused
In a sense that sensitized us to the news
How are you?

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
Like 99 Problems, yo you want some problems?
My problem's got a problem, it's a problem problem.

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
I got all of my problems, all I got is problems
What's a problem to a problem? What's your fucking problem?

Can't finish a record for procrastinating
No drive at all, I ain't even masturbating
Go to bed when I throw them tunes on
No new friends and my old friends moved on
My promise has proved wrong, my crew's on the tube sans
Me - this shit is three years old, it's my new song!
School stopped letting me cruise on a handout
Nothing panned out, I got canned from two jobs
Can't drive at all, how'm I supposed to hit the road, then?
Came out as queer but I still hate most men!
Closed in, frozen, my goals made my life worsen
Half my heroes let me down, the other half: vice versa
Try to be a nice person, but I'm a dick or get walked on
I'm addicted to conflict and face book dot com
I wanted this to be a posse cut, but I'm disorganized
and suck at prioritizing - fuck it, i guess that's sort of my problem

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
Like 99 Problems, yo you want some problems?
My problem's got a problem, that's a problem problem.

I love big problems, that's my fucking problem
Good thing I love problems, got a lot of problems
I love all of my problems, all I got is problems
What's a problem to a-- fuck it.

Somebody say problems, everybody
PROBLEMS "All together now!"
Somebody say problems, let me hear you
PROBLEMS
And alright, now, when I say "PRO," you say "BLEMS"
Pro! BLEMS! Pro! BLEMS!
And when I say "BLEMS," you say "PRO"
Blems! PRO! Blems! PRO!

I got, you got, he got, she got PROBLEMS
I got, you got, we got, they got PROBLEMS
"We got problems" Big ones... WOW
We packin problems the size of Little Bow Wow

"We got problems"
"You got problems, man?"
"That's right, I got problems and personal issues"
"We got problems"
"Nobody helps me when I got problems, when I got problems?"
"That's right, I got problems and personal issues"​

credits

from fml lol smdh, released April 1, 2015
beat by MMAC
rap by Jesse D
scratches by Bad DJ Budget Cuts
crowd recording by Ed Wang at the Troubador in Los Angeles
mix, master, and post by C Money Burns at Cosmic Black

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

Genuine Independent Rap Legend (GIRL)

member of Backburner crew
half of Danger Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J

partially culpable for the nerdcore problem
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