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Season 2, Volume 1
April 2019

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[intro]
. step with a poorly predicated fallacy
. i will surely decimate your faculties
. i do not debate, don't at me, just
listen until you're re-educated naturally!
my medication actually helps me
feel like myself and it's real and it's healthy
set the goal to be certain with urgency
get to know the person in my selfies
or else stay drifting aimless
only my wits stay rich and famous
Surface from the winter, thusly
New GIRL - Jess Day... ngerously

[horns]
Write a fat protagonist x 4

[verse1]
kiss the gosh darn amethyst ring
it's the boss, got you thinking aren't mammoths extinct?
I'm a Mastodon; Totoro with glasses on
You heard that? Pass it on! (if not?)
REWIND like the Redman jam
that's what I had instead of Dead Can Dance
the poster boy of the Coast awards
punched a drink out of Jenn Grant's hand
funny on accident, I'm .
cashing in from passive income
Passionate, brash and winsome,
Handsome, dashing and abstinent from
Wackness, go ask a friend!
I don't rhyme, I'm assonant.
I'm a battle of wits, I'm your castigant!
Fancy pants, I’m a castle your king
Check my checkered past
The unique pattern I got on MY jacket
Only tag I pop is dye packets
Yeah, you bet your ass. I’m the
indie-est: Kanye meets Lindy
West I'm OFF twitter, i been depressed! I-
. catch more rec than recompense
now, watch me blow this cheque on rent
Check on sensitive friends more often
Or don't go make a big show at their coffin
No one wants that heartfelt RI
P post more than a moment talking, so
sorry for the frank proposal and
Pre-emptive waste disposal
Trash bag filler; it’s visceral
hashtag no filter; not a picture post

verse3
say mwah / french kiss noise / c'est moi
De La Soul meets Rene Descartes
Playing the part of an ancient astronomer
Lazily gazing all day at the stars
Ding dong ditch when I’m knocking on death's door
this is what you call in the best for; tally my test score
Sally forth, rally the rabble round;
Catch me in the office, king kong in my desk drawer
someone said I was a genius
which is very nice
but I am not a genius
the genius is Gary Grice
I’m scary spice, a five alarmer
Optimus Primadonna; floppy disk copyist
Off-mic posse cut boss fight; up all night in shining armour
I’m Jewel Kilcher, asking who shot ya?
Pool filter after laps with Chewbacca
Wearing a walkman; I swear it's a problem,
drawn to the rhythm like Sarah McLachlan
Met the Devil and beat him at Soul Caliber
Next level, I’m Liam and Noel Gallagher
Co-pilot of my own wild ride
Never get read like a week in old calendars

Hey hi there all you writers
Just write a fat protagonist
A hero the size of your ideas
To recognize your audience

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from The Rap Hundreds, season 2, released May 10, 2019
beat by 20 yr old jesse
rhymes by 39½ yr old jesse
additional production & engineering by C Money Burns

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

Genuine Independent Rap Legend (GIRL)

member of Backburner crew
half of Danger Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J

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