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This is the first volume, collecting "Count to Rap Hundred" and "Pumpkin Eater."
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It's a long story. Creativity is a great way to bond.
lyrics
[Kaz Mega]
They eatin’ - aw, made u look
You a slave to a page in a cookbook
Where the cooks, look, Kentucky Fried buk buk
Plantation owners from the South, 1% crooks
I imagine that these Colonels be corny, courting the
99 percentile affording the rent now
Gourmet for Gentiles, scraps for the rest
We stay suckers for the suppers with a capital S
Heart burns from the reflux, ash in my chest
Bow my head, make sure that my rations are blessed (BLESS!)
Low moral fibre, these ?taxes? ain't wheat
Oil isn't gravy for cash we can't eat
[ApolloTheChild]
Up all night, I'm watching the sun rise
This is what it sounds like when months fly
[More or Les]
Sure, the
body is a temple - been a year and change since a
reno’ I can't veto's been in motion and taints any
meal that I consume. Try to resume a sane diet
of some kind - sur-prise - it's not to blame though. It's
not what I'm eatin’, it's what my stomach does with it.
Fast track to feeling cheated when it seems like nothin’ isn't
new, and shit happens out the blue. So now I'm seein’ red.
Food choices used to be live, but now they're like The Evil Dead.
A horror flick for a bathroom trip. That's sorta’
glib, but my weight, health, and mood dip. IBS
should stand for “I'll Be Stressed” - a more true fit. A cycle
that'll feed into itself and produce shit.
[Jesse Dangerously]
You gonna finish that? I been eyeing it
thinking you might not, I'm caught, i admit
look what you got there, put it in my cross-hairs
i am pissing off the armchair dietitians
sly sleight of the wrist, I'm the scientist of scraps
hashtag: signs you the side dish
that's as polite as i get, harsh looks when my hunger grows
darker than when Garth Brooks's thunder rolls
Stuff a cork in it, stick a fork in it. Smile just to
Show my teeth, I'm sick of forcing it
Bread stick bayonet to kill a soldier
Keep a boulder under my tongue, i fill a molar
Like you fire a mortar, embedded like a star reporter
soul searching, tore apart like a car at the border
hardcore carnivore, maraud the vegan part of the
store; gotta leave em starving for more!
member of Backburner crew
half of Danger
Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J
partially culpable for the nerdcore problem...more
It isn't Hallowe'en without a new Swamp Thing album, and once again Jesse D is darkening their doorsteps with a guest rap on CLYDESDALE. rap legend Jesse Dangerously
If the main artist were anyone else, the pedigree of the guest rappers on this record would be the lead of the story, but this is the Mighty Motherfuckin Rhino, so heros & legends go under the fold. rap legend Jesse Dangerously