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Bedtime Boys (featuring Badfriend)

from The Rap Hundreds, season 3 by rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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Bedtime, boys

I'm copasetic
I'm awe-inspired
I'm soaking wet and I'm on fire
I'm open ended
I'm broke and blessed,
I'm old and edgy
I'm Vaughn Squire on twenty-four inch bike tires
Nicole Byers meets Mike Myers
Parole violation, I'm life sized
I'm Nole, by the way, and I like guys

Bad man, attitude badder than Van Damme too
Badder than bad news, get battered like bad food
In a permanent state of a tentative bad mood
You're beach wedding soft
A pair of delicate dad shoes
Your "Heart of Darkness" has the melanin of J. Crew

Banana banana banana bread batter
Rapper slash anime voice actor manager
Slap my face slathered with hand sanitizer
And go ask your old man for pants the right size
There's squirrels on your porch
Go review records by girls for the source
I'm sick of your internet comedy course
I'll see you in court, I want a divorce

How many Che Guevara shirts does Zach de la Rocha have
How many holes in the crotch that Lil Kim poster 'pose to have
Riddle me this, I fiddle my thumbs, my thumbs are my dick
Don't answer this shit
Look at this quick
This lesbian fit,
Drown in the wave
This Degeneres drip

Yeah, nobody àsked
Go eat dry toast with your no-money ass
Whoa buddy, that's a big truck for a teenager
What do you mean let me talk to your manager
No, you can talk to the hand
The hand talks back, you do not understand
I'm shopping, clock what i got for a grand
A watch from Japan and these hot rubber pants

I'm Helen Hunt for no reason
If you Mel Gibson, I'm leaving,
What Women What? That's a slam dunk
It's downloaded and seeding
I hope you try to get the same thing
Instead download a whole bunch of bee stings
Your dad told you to be safe online
Not install a whole bunch of bee stings

I'm allergic to bees
Me too
They're huge and they're sting crazy

No, you're a Funko Pop
In the discount bin at this one closed shop
I don't run when the gun go pop
I just cry at the top of my lungs for the cops
Til my mom's like stop! People are staring
Yeah, I just want them to see what I'm wearing
She says, i told you to stay in the car and I'm like
Yeah but you wouldn't leave the keys for the radio, would ya?

Bedtime, boys
Aw mom
Aw mom
Aw mom
Aw mom

credits

from The Rap Hundreds, season 3, released February 29, 2020
beat by MMac
vocals equally divided between Jesse D and Badfriend
scratches by Bad DJ Budget Cuts

mix and master by C Money Burns

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

Genuine Independent Rap Legend (GIRL)

member of Backburner crew
half of Danger Grove w Lizard Grove
half of The Library Steps w Ambeez & Illgil
one-third of Imaginary Friends w Thesis Sahib & MC Frank Deluxe
one-third of The Sentinels w ginzuintriplicate & Naked J

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