Shipping and return polices for rap legend Jesse Dangerously

Shipping Info
I use Canada Post, and it takes forever and isn't really cheap or anything. I hand-letter every envelope and seal it with either a tender kiss or a punch in the shoulder, depending.
Return Policy
I can't imagine a circumstance in which you would ever wish to return one of my items, but if you do find yourself feeling that way, just talk to me and we'll figure something out.

A NOTE ABOUT VINYL:
You really can't expect to return vinyl that you bought off the internet through the mail. We all just cross our fingers and hope for the best. Mostly totally good, though!

If something really insane happens though, like you receive a record that actually has no music on it or something, give us a shout. We DO want you to be happy. Sort of.

Obviously not VERY happy, or we'd make less depressing/insulting music.